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7 kinds of sex

Posted in News & Entertainment by trickyd313 on October 18, 2010

1. —– SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. So, how’s your sex life?”
“Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.”
“Social Security sex?”
“Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”

2. —– LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.” “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,” she complained, “It wakes me up!”

3. —– QUIET SEX
Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, “How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?” She looked at him casually and replied, “You’re never home!”

4. —– CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for “small,” $6,500 for “medium,” and $14,000 for “large.” The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. “Well, what have the two of you decided?” asked the doctor. The man answered, “She’d rather remodel the kitchen”.

5. —— WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone That reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever.'” “Yeah,” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’

6. — NO SEX
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t get back in.

7. —- OLD SEX
One night an 87 yr. old woman came home from bingo to find her 92 yr old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, “Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex….. he could fly.

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Do you have a robust sex life or a Sexual Addiction?

Posted in News & Entertainment by trickyd313 on February 1, 2010

According to an article in the Feb 1, 2010 edition of the Detroit Free Press there are more people in southeastern Michigan that are being treated for Sexual Addiction. The Article cites The Tiger Woods situation as a triggering event for many to seek treatment for this controversial diagnosis. I feel that my sex is under control but my sexual activities may fit the definition of a sex addict.

The article cites that there is a difference between someone with a robust sex life and a sex addict. I think that Tiger Woods may have had a robust sex life and is using the sex addict diagnosis as a way to rebuild his public image. I really don’t know Woods personally so I could be and may be wrong. I just think that a person of his celebrity is surrounded by adoring fans and groupies in every city across the world, and the space and opportunity to accept sexual offers, (and to make some) is ever present.

In my humble opinion… that doesn’t make one a Sex Addict. So tell me, do you have a robust sex life or do you think that you may fit the description of a sex addict? I already have my opinion about myself.